she was all ass and breast, nylon legs, clean blue laughing eyes- "gentleman, ---my daughter, Tanya-" "what?" "ah, yes, I know, I am so-old- but like the myth of the black man with the ever-huge cock, there is also the myth of dirty old Germans who never stop fucking, you may believe what you wish to. this is my daughter, Tanya, anyhow-" "hello, boys," she laughed. then we all looked toward the door which was labeled: FUCK MACHINE STORAGE ROOM. he finished off his schnapps. and so- you boys came over for the best FUCK ever, ya?" "Daddy!" said Tanya, "must you always be so crude?" Tanya recrossed her legs, higher this time, and I almost came. then the professor finished another schnapps, then got up and walked over to the door labeled FUCK MACHINE STORAGE ROOM. he turned and smiled at us, then very slowly opened the door.